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      Clown Instructions Birthday Card
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      Front an inside of card. Illustration on front of card of of tipsy creature with long beard holding cocktails and with lampshade on head, and text "Here's To A Birthday You Probably Won't Remember." Background color is yellow/green.
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      Front of card with retro image of smiling woman in white blouse and white lace hat, with a large red heart pin, against red background. Text in cartoon balloon reads "Buy Me Wine, Feed Me Pizza And Tell Me You Love Me."
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