Birthday Cards

Front of card shows an illustration of Alexis from Schitt's Creek in a floppy hat, speaking. Text at top of card: "Ew, Birthdays!"
Schitt's Creek Ew Birthdays Card
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Front of card with illustration of Ruth Bader Ginsberg in her robe, in front of shelves of law books, wearing a yellow and blue party hat, with yellow and blue balloons on either side of her. Red script at the top of the card reads, "The Ruling is in...."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Birthday Card
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Front of card with illustration of smiling Bob Ross painting nature scene. Bob Ross is holding paint brush and palette with face turned toward onlooker. White background, pale blue text reading "Happy Birthday! and remember...."
Bob Ross Birthday Card
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Front of white card with illustration of marijuana leaf. Pink text at top of card: "Yer So Dope."
Yer So Dope Birthday Card
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Front of card with illustration of smiling Betty White in front of palm fronds and words "Stay Golden" in golden lettering. Pale pink background, pale blue sweater and gold earrings and brooch on Betty.
Betty White Stay Golden Card
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Raccoon Bandit Birthday Card and Unisex Sock Gift Set
Raccoon Bandit Birthday Card and Unisex Sock Gift Set
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Front and inside of card. Front features illustration of horned creature in a robe with fuzzy trim with a long curled moustache, wearing a party hat and leaning on a cane. Text at top of card reads "Some Things Get Better With Age."
Some Things Get Better With Age Birthday Card
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Shake Ya Tits Birthday Card
Shake Ya Tits Birthday Card
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You've Got Birthday Vibes Card
You've Got Birthday Vibes Card
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Front and inside of card. Front of card is pale blue with illustration of a horned creature in a retro lettered sweater with the letter "B" on it.
You Could Easily Pass for 29 Card
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Front of card with illustration of smiling Mr. Rogers and X the Owl. Blue sky background with white clouds and mini rainbows. Red test over Mr. Rogers' head reads "You are special!"
Mr Rogers Special Card
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Full figure Bob Ross cut out card, holding palette and brush.
Bob Ross Quotable Notable
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Front of card with image of young man in business suit smiling smugly. Text at top of card reads "Fuck You Arsehole!" in large red letters. Smaller letters next to man read "Sorry I Meant Happy Birthday." Blue background.
Fuck You Arsehole Birthday Card
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Front of card with image of Donald Trump on podium in front of two American flags. Text in cartoon balloon reads, "Trust Me, Nobody Knows About Birthdays Better Than I Do!" Text on podium reads, "Make Birthdays Great Again."
Make Birthdays Great Again Card
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Happy Pho-King Birthday Card
Happy Pho-King Birthday Card
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Juan Year Older Card
Juan Year Older Card
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JLo Birthday Card
JLo Birthday Card
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Front and inside of card. Front is yellow with illustration of clown holding card and pointer.
Clown Instructions Birthday Card
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Front and inside of card. Front of card is light blue with illustration of a strange little creature with antennae, wearing a party hat and sitting on a fuzzy stool, next to a shorter stool with a birthday cake topped with a backwards question mark candle. Text reads "Relax, I'm Not Gonna Make A Joke About Your Age This Year."
Relax Birthday Card
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Front an inside of card. Illustration on front of card of of tipsy creature with long beard holding cocktails and with lampshade on head, and text "Here's To A Birthday You Probably Won't Remember." Background color is yellow/green.
Here's To a Birthday You Probably Won't Remember Card
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