Clown Instructions Birthday Card

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Bald Guy Greetings is a card company that tells it like it is. Funny cards that are actually funny. 

Message (Instructions) Inside:

Okay, I'm not sure if this will work but try it.

1. Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card.

2. After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny. 

3. Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. 

4. Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "Thank you." 

 

5" x 7"