The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes perfect little gifts for the culturally savvy.
Make your bathroom tempestuous with flowers that aren't flowery and monkeys that aren't... well, okay, it's all about the monkeys.
Your sink will be captivated by the soap that says, "Yes, it's true I'm here, and I'm just as strange as you."
Ingredients: Vegetable base, glycerine, cocoa butter, shea butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, fragrance