Q: Did you make this candle to raise awareness about global warming?
A: Oh lord no. Is anyone still unaware of global warming? If you know someone who hasn’t heard about global warming, please DON’T give them this candle. Instead, give them a stiff drink, and tell them you have some terrible news that they’ll want to sit down for.
Q: What does it smell like?
A: Smoke, because of the burning of fossil fuels, and water, because of rising ocean levels.
16 oz soy tin hand poured in the USA