Message on Front of Card:
I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday sound when you opened it.
But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks.
So I got you this card that describes that card.
I mean, you get the idea, right?
Bald Guy Greetings is a card company that tells it like it is. Funny cards that are actually funny.