Whiskey River Sick Fucks Candle

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  • Regular price $28.95
  • 4 available


Line up the Dayquil shots.

Did you hear? Plague is the new black and paid sick days are rarer than a basic unicorn that doesn’t guzzle pumpkin spice lattes! Get your lazy butt out of bed and get on the clock. And don’t sneeze on anyone. And bring your own tissues. The company isn’t made of money.

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  • NyQuil Coma Scented
  • Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours

Whiskey River candles are handmade in the USA, so no two are identical.