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Front of white card with two cartoon armadillos facing each other, one curled into a ball. Text at top of card reads "Rollin' With My Homies."

Rollin' with My Homies Armadillos Card

Front of card with illustration of hand letting loose a winged unicorn with a rainbow pouring from behind it. Script at top and bottom of card reads "There it goes... my last f*ck" with a flower in place of "*." White background.

My Last Fuck Unicorn Card

Front of card with illustration of taco against white background and words "I love you more than tacos."

Love You More Than Tacos Card

Front of card with illustration of cartoon lemon against white background, winking. Green text reads "If Life Gives You Lemons, At Least It Wasn't Herpes."

Lemons and Herpes Card

Front of white card with cartoon illustration of a waving white Japanese Lucky Cat figurine. Text above and below cat reads "You Wanna Get Lucky?"

You Wanna Get Lucky Card

Front of white card with illustration of a French horn. Text underneath it reads "you make me all horny and stuff."

You Make Me All Horny and Stuff Card

Front of white card with illustration of unicorn with a rainbow horn in space suit with a rainbow jet pack blast. Text underneath reads "You Can Do It!"

You Can Do It Unicorn Card

Front of white card with illustration of mushroom cloud. Text around image reads "Wish You Were Here."

Wish You Were Here Mushroom Cloud Card

Front of white card with cartoon illustration of a glowing and smiling light bulb with a heart shaped filament. Text above and below light bulb reads "Watt Is Love?" "Baby Don't Hertz Me."

Watt Is Love Card

Front of white card with cartoon of anthropomorphic piece of sushi holding chopsticks in either hand. Text above and beneath sushi reads "You Wanna Piece Of Me?"

Wanna Piece of Me Sushi Card

Front of white card with a black man's hands with a heart and the words "Veg Life" tattooed across the knuckles.

Front of white card with illustration of belted jean jorts, upright as if on a person. Text underneath reads "No one rocks jorts like you do, Dad."

Rock Jorts Dad Card

Front of card, white with illustration in a circle of UFO in a field at night, casting a yellow beam on a small human figure who reaches up to it. Under the circle, in large letters, are the words "Pick Me."

Pick Me UFO Card

Front of card with illustration of woman's hand with spiked wristband and red nail polish extending middle finger. Text in red: "Not Your Bitch." White background.

Not Your Bitch Card

Front of card with illustration of porcupine in donut pool float, surrounded by blue circle. Text under porcupine: "No Regrets." White background.

No Regrets Porcupine Card

Front of card shows orange prison uniform in "standing" position as if on a body. Text to left of illustration reads "I've Never Been To Prison And Don't Have Any Face Tattoos." Text at bottom of card reads "Well Done!" White background.

Never Been to Prison Card

Front of card with illustration of T-Rex on right side, text on left side saying "My Dino Ate Your Unicorn" with "Unicorn" in rainbow letters. White background.

My Dino Ate Your Unicorn Card

Front of card with red text, "Make America Kind Again," red and blue stripes and blue stars against white background.

Make America Kind Again Card

Front of card with illustration of rainbow maned unicorn and narwhal touching horns, a heart between them. Text: "Let's Be Magical Together."

Let's Be Magical Together Card

Have I Mentioned I'm Vegan Card

Have I Mentioned I'm Vegan Card

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