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Front of card with two retro styled women posing against a background of trees. Speech balloon of first woman: "Happy National Wine Appreciation Day!" Second woman: "You Said That Yesterday." First woman: "And I'll Say It Tomorrow."

Wine Appreciation Day Card

Card on sky blue envelope. Front of card shows a smiling, running Meryl Streep wearing only her glasses (private parts covered) against a white background. Text at bottom of card reads "Meryl Streak."

Meryl Streak Card

Card on top of sky blue enveloped. Card features illustration of Eminem as an M&M guy, holding a microphone. White background, black text at bottom of card reads "M & M."

Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card shows illustration of Channing Tatum as a toddler playing with wooden toys and scowling. White background.

Channing Tantrum Card

Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card is white with illustration of Uma Thurman at the wheel of a car. Text underneath reads "Uber Thurman."

Uber Thurman Card

Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card features illustration of Ellen Degeneres in a Santa hat holding a pile of presents. Text at bottom of card reads: "Ellen Degenerous." White background.

Ellen Degenerous Card

Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card shows an illustration of the head of Benedict Cumberbatch, wearing an eye patch with a cucumber slice instead of a patch.

Benedict Cumberpatch Card

Front of card, white with large green letters spelling out "GIRL BO$$" with dollar signs in place of "S.".

Front of white card with illustration of red cell phone with blue and grey texting balloons against white background. The texts read "Whatcha need?", "Eggs, milk, ice cream, strawberries," "Hey sexy," "...." Text at the bottom of the card reads "You're my favorite person to text while I'm popping."

Text While Pooping Card

Front of white card with two cartoon armadillos facing each other, one curled into a ball. Text at top of card reads "Rollin' With My Homies."

Rollin' with My Homies Armadillos Card

Front of white card with cartoon of anthropomorphic piece of sushi holding chopsticks in either hand. Text above and beneath sushi reads "You Wanna Piece Of Me?"

Wanna Piece of Me Sushi Card

Front of card with illustration of faces of 9 women of different races and ethnicities against white background. Text to the left of the illustration reads "A girl should be 2 things: who & what she wants."

A Girl Should Be 2 Things Card

Front of card, white with illustration in a circle of UFO in a field at night, casting a yellow beam on a small human figure who reaches up to it. Under the circle, in large letters, are the words "Pick Me."

Pick Me UFO Card

Front of white card with illustration of mushroom cloud. Text around image reads "Wish You Were Here."

Wish You Were Here Mushroom Cloud Card

Front of card with illustration of hand letting loose a winged unicorn with a rainbow pouring from behind it. Script at top and bottom of card reads "There it goes... my last f*ck" with a flower in place of "*." White background.

My Last Fuck Unicorn Card

Front of white card with illustration of unicorn with a rainbow horn in space suit with a rainbow jet pack blast. Text underneath reads "You Can Do It!"

You Can Do It Unicorn Card

Front of card with cartoon cupcake with blue liner, pink icing and happy face. White background, black text at top that reads "Cupcake Are Muffins Who Believe In Miracles."

Cupcakes Are Muffins Who Believe In Miracles Card

Front of card with illustration of porcupine in donut pool float, surrounded by blue circle. Text under porcupine: "No Regrets." White background.

No Regrets Porcupine Card

Front of card, white with a yellow heart in the center. Heart is surrounded by a blue fringe, and in the center of it are the words "girl gang" in red script.

Front of card with illustration of T-Rex on right side, text on left side saying "My Dino Ate Your Unicorn" with "Unicorn" in rainbow letters. White background.

My Dino Ate Your Unicorn Card

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