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      Front of card with illustration of Ruth Bader Ginsberg in her robe, in front of shelves of law books, wearing a yellow and blue party hat, with yellow and blue balloons on either side of her. Red script at the top of the card reads, "The Ruling is in...."
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Front and inside of card. Front of card is blue with a fuzzy-faced creature wearing a tie, sneakers and a party hat. Marquee letters above its head read, "Your Life Is Like A Movie."
Your Life Is Like a Movie Card
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Front and inside of card. Front features illustration of creature wearing very tall top hat, bow tie, and shorts with suspenders and holding a cocktail. Text: "Let's Grab A Drink Sometime." Light brown background.
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Front of black card with text in large pink letters, "Congratulations," followed by text in larger white letters, "I Hard It Was World Fuckwit Day." At the bottom of the card, in small light blue letters, is the hashtag "#WORLDFUCKWITDAY."
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Front of card with two retro styled women posing against a background of trees. Speech balloon of first woman: "Happy National Wine Appreciation Day!" Second woman: "You Said That Yesterday." First woman: "And I'll Say It Tomorrow."
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Card on sky blue envelope. Front of card shows a smiling, running Meryl Streep wearing only her glasses (private parts covered) against a white background. Text at bottom of card reads "Meryl Streak."
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Card on top of sky blue enveloped. Card features illustration of Eminem as an M&M guy, holding a microphone. White background, black text at bottom of card reads "M & M."
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card shows illustration of Channing Tatum as a toddler playing with wooden toys and scowling. White background.
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card is white with illustration of Uma Thurman at the wheel of a car. Text underneath reads "Uber Thurman."
Uber Thurman Card
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card features illustration of Ellen Degeneres in a Santa hat holding a pile of presents. Text at bottom of card reads: "Ellen Degenerous." White background.
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card shows an illustration of the head of Benedict Cumberbatch, wearing an eye patch with a cucumber slice instead of a patch.
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Front of card, white with large green letters spelling out "GIRL BO$$" with dollar signs in place of "S.".
Girl Bo$$ Card
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Front of white card with illustration of red cell phone with blue and grey texting balloons against white background. The texts read "Whatcha need?", "Eggs, milk, ice cream, strawberries," "Hey sexy," "...." Text at the bottom of the card reads "You're my favorite person to text while I'm popping."
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Front of white card with two cartoon armadillos facing each other, one curled into a ball. Text at top of card reads "Rollin' With My Homies."
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Front of white card with cartoon of anthropomorphic piece of sushi holding chopsticks in either hand. Text above and beneath sushi reads "You Wanna Piece Of Me?"
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Front of card with illustration of faces of 9 women of different races and ethnicities against white background. Text to the left of the illustration reads "A girl should be 2 things: who & what she wants."
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Front of card, white with illustration in a circle of UFO in a field at night, casting a yellow beam on a small human figure who reaches up to it. Under the circle, in large letters, are the words "Pick Me."
Pick Me UFO Card
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Front of white card with illustration of mushroom cloud. Text around image reads "Wish You Were Here."
Wish You Were Here Mushroom Cloud Card
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Front of card with illustration of hand letting loose a winged unicorn with a rainbow pouring from behind it. Script at top and bottom of card reads "There it goes... my last f*ck" with a flower in place of "*." White background.
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Front of white card with illustration of unicorn with a rainbow horn in space suit with a rainbow jet pack blast. Text underneath reads "You Can Do It!"
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Front of card with cartoon cupcake with blue liner, pink icing and happy face. White background, black text at top that reads "Cupcake Are Muffins Who Believe In Miracles."
Cupcakes Are Muffins Who Believe In Miracles Card
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