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Card on sky blue envelope. Front of card shows a smiling, running Meryl Streep wearing only her glasses (private parts covered) against a white background. Text at bottom of card reads "Meryl Streak."
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Card on top of sky blue enveloped. Card features illustration of Eminem as an M&M guy, holding a microphone. White background, black text at bottom of card reads "M & M."
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card shows illustration of Channing Tatum as a toddler playing with wooden toys and scowling. White background.
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card is white with illustration of Uma Thurman at the wheel of a car. Text underneath reads "Uber Thurman."
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card features illustration of Ellen Degeneres in a Santa hat holding a pile of presents. Text at bottom of card reads: "Ellen Degenerous." White background.
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Card on top of sky blue envelope. Card shows an illustration of the head of Benedict Cumberbatch, wearing an eye patch with a cucumber slice instead of a patch.
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Front of card, white with large green letters spelling out "GIRL BO$$" with dollar signs in place of "S.".
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Front of white card with illustration of red cell phone with blue and grey texting balloons against white background. The texts read "Whatcha need?", "Eggs, milk, ice cream, strawberries," "Hey sexy," "...." Text at the bottom of the card reads "You're my favorite person to text while I'm popping."
Text While Pooping Card
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Front of card, white with a yellow heart in the center. Heart is surrounded by a blue fringe, and in the center of it are the words "girl gang" in red script.
Girl Gang Card
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Front of card with illustration of T-Rex on right side, text on left side saying "My Dino Ate Your Unicorn" with "Unicorn" in rainbow letters. White background.
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Front of card with red text, "Make America Kind Again," red and blue stripes and blue stars against white background.
Make America Kind Again Card
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Have I Mentioned I'm Vegan Card
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Front of white card with a black man's hands with a heart and the words "Veg Life" tattooed across the knuckles.
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Front of card shows orange prison uniform in "standing" position as if on a body. Text to left of illustration reads "I've Never Been To Prison And Don't Have Any Face Tattoos." Text at bottom of card reads "Well Done!" White background.
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Front of card with illustration of woman's hand with spiked wristband and red nail polish extending middle finger. Text in red: "Not Your Bitch." White background.
Not Your Bitch Card
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Front of white card with illustrations of breasts of different shapes and skin colors. Cursive text at upper right reads "you're perfect!"
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When A Man Loves A Woman Card
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You Only Live Once Happy Birthday Card
You Only Live Once Happy Birthday Card
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