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Lid of mints tin. Scottie holding up pink dilithium crystals and smiling. Mint green honeycomb patterned background. Yellow banner across left bottom corner reads "Fresh From The Warp Core." Pink letters at top right read "Pink Peppermint Dilithium Crystals."

Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

O-Balm-a Lip Balm

O-Balm-a Lip Balm

Gif of heat changing Star Trek Transporter Mug shows Uhura, Spock, Kirk and McCoy (original series actors) disappearing from the transporter on one side of the mug and appearing on a planet in front of craggy rock formations and a red sky on the other side.

Star Trek Transporter Mug

2 oz bar of Bob Ross soap. Packaging shows a nature scene with fully clothed Bob Ross, holding paint brush, appearing to "bathe" in lake. Text on front of bar: "The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross." Quote on bottom of bar: "Let's Get A Little Crazy Here."

Bob Ross Sticky Notes

Bob Ross Sticky Notes

Gif of Bob Ross heat changing mug. Image of Bob Ross smiling at onlooker and holding paint brush against background that changes from black to a nature scene with cottage.

Bob Ross Self-Painting Mug

Jesus Washed Soap

Jesus Washed Soap

Red/orange package containing The Unemployed Philosophers Guild's Freud's Oral Fixation Eucalyptus Lip Balm. Text at bottom of package reads "Soft, Kissable Lips Are Good For Your Ego." Lip balm tube is white with red/orange and black text. Both package and tube feature illustration of Freud with cigar.

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

Light blue mug with Yiddish insults in white, red, yellow or black text and different fonts.

Yiddish Insults Mug

White mug with Shakespearean insults in different fonts and colors (black, dark blue, orange, light green).

Shakespearean Insults Mug

Wonder Woman Soap

White ceramic mini planter in the form of a bust of Sigmund Freud. Shown with cacti planted.

Sigmund Freud Planter

Gif of heat changing mug shows illustrations of black closet doors that dissolve to reveal images of famous homosexuals.

Front of notebook, red background with yellow and black text. Illustration of hand drawing a comic book image panel. Block letters spell out "Comic Note Book" at top of cover. Comic style text book at bottom left reads "64 pages of never-before-seen action and adventure!"

Comic Note Book

Gif of heat changing mug that shows effects of climate change on a map of the world. Blue mug, continents depicted in green and yellow surrounded by pale blue.

Climate Change Mug

Bob Ross finger puppet holding paint brush and palette on finger.

Bob Ross Magnetic Personality

Yellow and turquoise package containing Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm, Surreal Citrus Flavor. Text on package is red, pink, turquoise or white. White text against turquoise at bottom of package reads "Paint Your Lips With Oranges, Limes, and Lemons." Lip balm tube has turquoise label with white and yellow text. Both package and tube feature same illustration of Frida Kahlo's head crowned with flowers..

Frida's Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm

Mister Rogers Sticky Notes

Mister Rogers Sticky Notes

White ceramic mini planter in the form of a Jane Austen bust, name "Jane Austen" on the base. Shown with succulent.

Jane Austen Planter

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