The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

White mug with Shakespearean insults in different fonts and colors (black, dark blue, orange, light green).
Shakespearean Insults Mug
$17.95
View
Mint tin showing cartoon image of Donald Trump in front of a White House on fire, carrying a bag of money and a burning copy of the Constitution. To the left, a hand holds a red, white and blue picket sign saying "Absolute Worst President Ever." Text at top of tin reads "Impeachmints." Text at top right reads "Peach Flavored Mints."
Trump Impeachmints
$4.95
View
Gif of heat changing Star Trek Transporter Mug shows Uhura, Spock, Kirk and McCoy (original series actors) disappearing from the transporter on one side of the mug and appearing on a planet in front of craggy rock formations and a red sky on the other side.
Star Trek Transporter Mug
$17.95
View
White ceramic mini planter in the form of a bust of Sigmund Freud. Shown with cacti planted.
Sigmund Freud Planter
$14.95
View
Jesus Washed Soap
Jesus Washed Soap
$4.95
View
2 oz bar of soap. Package shows image of Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard. Text on front of package reads "Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap," "Earl Gray-scented!" Star Trek The Next Generation logo in bottom left corner. Text on bottom of package reads "The bath must be drawn here!"
Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap
$4.95
View
Yellow and turquoise package containing Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm, Surreal Citrus Flavor. Text on package is red, pink, turquoise or white. White text against turquoise at bottom of package reads "Paint Your Lips With Oranges, Limes, and Lemons." Lip balm tube has turquoise label with white and yellow text. Both package and tube feature same illustration of Frida Kahlo's head crowned with flowers..
Frida's Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm
$4.95
View
Red/orange package containing The Unemployed Philosophers Guild's Freud's Oral Fixation Eucalyptus Lip Balm. Text at bottom of package reads "Soft, Kissable Lips Are Good For Your Ego." Lip balm tube is white with red/orange and black text. Both package and tube feature illustration of Freud with cigar.
Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm
$4.95
View
Gif of heat changing mug that shows effects of climate change on a map of the world. Blue mug, continents depicted in green and yellow surrounded by pale blue.
Climate Change Mug
$17.95
View
Gif of Bob Ross heat changing mug. Image of Bob Ross smiling at onlooker and holding paint brush against background that changes from black to a nature scene with cottage.
Bob Ross Self-Painting Mug
$16.95
View
Bob Ross Sticky Notes
Bob Ross Sticky Notes
$7.95
View
Mister Rogers Sticky Notes
Mister Rogers Sticky Notes
$7.95
View
O-Balm-a Lip Balm
O-Balm-a Lip Balm
$4.95
View
Light blue mug with Yiddish insults in white, red, yellow or black text and different fonts.
Yiddish Insults Mug
$17.95
View
Bar of Wonder Woman soap in package. Red, white, blue and yellow color scheme. Front of package shows Wonder Woman flying and the Wonder Woman logo; text at bottom right: "Make Bath Time Legendary."
Wonder Woman Soap
$4.95
View
Bar of Trump's Small Hand Soap in package. Front of package has image of Donald Trump waving comically tiny hands. Red lettering and red tie on Trump. White background and turquoise "frame" around image. Bottom of package is turquoise with red "frame" around the white text: "For Dirty Politics."
Trump's Small Hand Soap
$4.95
View
Red, white and blue mint tin with picture of Donald Trump wearing a red hat that says "Make America Hate Again" and the words "They're Yuge!" coming out of his mouth. Text in blue "explosion" box reads "For A Fresh Mouth!"
Trump Embarrassmints
$4.95
View
Lid of mints tin. Scottie holding up pink dilithium crystals and smiling. Mint green honeycomb patterned background. Yellow banner across left bottom corner reads "Fresh From The Warp Core." Pink letters at top right read "Pink Peppermint Dilithium Crystals."
Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints
$4.95
View
Michelle Obama Magnetic Personality
Michelle Obama Magnetic Personality
$8.95
View
Jesus Shaves Mug
Jesus Shaves Mug
$17.95
View