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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

2 oz bar of soap. Package shows image of Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard. Text on front of package reads "Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap," "Earl Gray-scented!" Star Trek The Next Generation logo in bottom left corner. Text on bottom of package reads "The bath must be drawn here!"
Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap
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Lid of mints tin. Scottie holding up pink dilithium crystals and smiling. Mint green honeycomb patterned background. Yellow banner across left bottom corner reads "Fresh From The Warp Core." Pink letters at top right read "Pink Peppermint Dilithium Crystals."
Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints
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2 oz bar of Bob Ross soap. Packaging shows a nature scene with fully clothed Bob Ross, holding paint brush, appearing to "bathe" in lake. Text on front of bar: "The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross." Quote on bottom of bar: "Let's Get A Little Crazy Here."
Bob Ross Soap
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O-Balm-a Lip Balm
O-Balm-a Lip Balm
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Gif of heat changing Star Trek Transporter Mug shows Uhura, Spock, Kirk and McCoy (original series actors) disappearing from the transporter on one side of the mug and appearing on a planet in front of craggy rock formations and a red sky on the other side.
Star Trek Transporter Mug
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Red/orange package containing The Unemployed Philosophers Guild's Freud's Oral Fixation Eucalyptus Lip Balm. Text at bottom of package reads "Soft, Kissable Lips Are Good For Your Ego." Lip balm tube is white with red/orange and black text. Both package and tube feature illustration of Freud with cigar.
Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm
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Gif of Bob Ross heat changing mug. Image of Bob Ross smiling at onlooker and holding paint brush against background that changes from black to a nature scene with cottage.
Bob Ross Self-Painting Mug
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White mug with Shakespearean insults in different fonts and colors (black, dark blue, orange, light green).
Shakespearean Insults Mug
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Light blue mug with Yiddish insults in white, red, yellow or black text and different fonts.
Yiddish Insults Mug
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Jesus Washed Soap
Jesus Washed Soap
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Dr. Fauci Finger Puppet
Dr. Fauci Finger Puppet
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Bob Ross Sticky Notes
Bob Ross Sticky Notes
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Bar of Wonder Woman soap in package. Red, white, blue and yellow color scheme. Front of package shows Wonder Woman flying and the Wonder Woman logo; text at bottom right: "Make Bath Time Legendary."
Wonder Woman Soap
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Front of notebook, red background with yellow and black text. Illustration of hand drawing a comic book image panel. Block letters spell out "Comic Note Book" at top of cover. Comic style text book at bottom left reads "64 pages of never-before-seen action and adventure!"
Comic Note Book
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White ceramic mini planter in the form of a bust of Sigmund Freud. Shown with cacti planted.
Sigmund Freud Planter
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Gif of heat changing mug shows illustrations of black closet doors that dissolve to reveal images of famous homosexuals.
Great Gays Mug
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Yellow and turquoise package containing Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm, Surreal Citrus Flavor. Text on package is red, pink, turquoise or white. White text against turquoise at bottom of package reads "Paint Your Lips With Oranges, Limes, and Lemons." Lip balm tube has turquoise label with white and yellow text. Both package and tube feature same illustration of Frida Kahlo's head crowned with flowers..
Frida's Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm
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Bob Ross finger puppet holding paint brush and palette on finger.
Bob Ross Magnetic Personality
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Gif of heat changing mug that shows effects of climate change on a map of the world. Blue mug, continents depicted in green and yellow surrounded by pale blue.
Climate Change Mug
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White ceramic mini planter in the form of a Jane Austen bust, name "Jane Austen" on the base. Shown with succulent.
Jane Austen Planter
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