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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

O-Balm-a Lip Balm
O-Balm-a Lip Balm
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2 oz bar of Bob Ross soap. Packaging shows a nature scene with fully clothed Bob Ross, holding paint brush, appearing to "bathe" in lake. Text on front of bar: "The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross." Quote on bottom of bar: "Let's Get A Little Crazy Here."
Bob Ross Soap
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2 oz bar of soap. Package shows image of Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard. Text on front of package reads "Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap," "Earl Gray-scented!" Star Trek The Next Generation logo in bottom left corner. Text on bottom of package reads "The bath must be drawn here!"
Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap
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White ceramic mini planter in the form of a bust of Sigmund Freud. Shown with cacti planted.
Sigmund Freud Planter
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Gif of heat changing mug that shows effects of climate change on a map of the world. Blue mug, continents depicted in green and yellow surrounded by pale blue.
Climate Change Mug
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Mug English Royalty
Mug English Royalty
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Jesus Shaves Mug
Jesus Shaves Mug
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Mister Rogers Passport Notebook
Mister Rogers Passport Notebook
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High Notes Sticky Notes
High Notes Sticky Notes
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Einstein Planter
Einstein Planter
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Day of the Dead Heat Changing Mug
Day of the Dead Heat Changing Mug
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Passport to the Moon Notebook
Passport to the Moon Notebook
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Wonderland Passport Notebook
Wonderland Passport Notebook
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Neverland Passport Notebook
Neverland Passport Notebook
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Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet
Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet
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Frida Kahlo Soap
Frida Kahlo Soap
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Rosie the Riveter Soap
Rosie the Riveter Soap
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Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm
Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm
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Jane Austen's Finest Lip Balm
Jane Austen's Finest Lip Balm
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Pulp Tarot Deck
Pulp Tarot Deck
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