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Front of card with illustration of hand letting loose a winged unicorn with a rainbow pouring from behind it. Script at top and bottom of card reads "There it goes... my last f*ck" with a flower in place of "*." White background.
My Last Fuck Unicorn Card
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Shake Ya Tits Birthday Card
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Front of card with image of young man in business suit smiling smugly. Text at top of card reads "Fuck You Arsehole!" in large red letters. Smaller letters next to man read "Sorry I Meant Happy Birthday." Blue background.
Fuck You Arsehole Birthday Card
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When Is Your Birthday Card
When Is Your Birthday Card
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Another Fucking Day Birthday Card
Another Fucking Day Birthday Card
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Meat and More Meat Birthday Card
Meat and More Meat Birthday Card
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Dirty Dreams Birthday Card
Dirty Dreams Birthday Card
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Whoop Dee Doo Birthday Card
Whoop Dee Doo Birthday Card
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I Like You Even Though You Can Be Kind Of Dick Sometimes Card
I Like You Even Though You Can Be Kind Of Dick Sometimes Card
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I Love The Shit Out Of You. (Who Said Romance Is Dead) Card
I Love The Shit Out Of You. (Who Said Romance Is Dead) Card
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Front of card with illustration of cartoon lemon against white background, winking. Green text reads "If Life Gives You Lemons, At Least It Wasn't Herpes."
Lemons and Herpes Card
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Old Broad Birthday Card
Old Broad Birthday Card
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Drink Drank Drunk Birthday Card
Drink Drank Drunk Birthday Card
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Old and Ugly Birthday Card
Old and Ugly Birthday Card
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Big Head Bigger Ego Birthday Card
Big Head Bigger Ego Birthday Card
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Boobies Birthday Card
Boobies Birthday Card
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Dustin Is So Old School Card
Dustin Is So Old School Card
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Scooba Booba Birthday Card
Scooba Booba Birthday Card
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Front of card shows middle aged woman in a little black dress sitting on a couch in a 70s style living room. Her arm is flung out, her legs are crossed and her white panties are shown. White text on a strip of light blue at the top of the card reads "What, it's your Birthday? I have no fucking idea!"
What's, It's Your Birthday? Card
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Front of card with illustration of woman's hand with spiked wristband and red nail polish extending middle finger. Text in red: "Not Your Bitch." White background.
Not Your Bitch Card
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