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Tarot Of The Divine
Tarot Of The Divine
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Front of card with illustration of hand letting loose a winged unicorn with a rainbow pouring from behind it. Script at top and bottom of card reads "There it goes... my last f*ck" with a flower in place of "*." White background.
My Last Fuck Unicorn Card
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Front of card with image of young man in business suit smiling smugly. Text at top of card reads "Fuck You Arsehole!" in large red letters. Smaller letters next to man read "Sorry I Meant Happy Birthday." Blue background.
Fuck You Arsehole Birthday Card
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Front of black card with text in large pink letters, "Congratulations," followed by text in larger white letters, "I Hard It Was World Fuckwit Day." At the bottom of the card, in small light blue letters, is the hashtag "#WORLDFUCKWITDAY."
World Fuckwit Day Card
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Front of card with illustration of cartoon lemon against white background, winking. Green text reads "If Life Gives You Lemons, At Least It Wasn't Herpes."
Lemons and Herpes Card
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Connection Is About Being Fucked-Up Together... Valentine's Card
Connection Is About Being Fucked-Up Together... Valentine's Card
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I Like You Even Though You Can Be Kind Of Dick Sometimes Card
I Like You Even Though You Can Be Kind Of Dick Sometimes Card
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I Love The Shit Out Of You. (Who Said Romance Is Dead) Card
I Love The Shit Out Of You. (Who Said Romance Is Dead) Card
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Front of card shows middle aged woman in a little black dress sitting on a couch in a 70s style living room. Her arm is flung out, her legs are crossed and her white panties are shown. White text on a strip of light blue at the top of the card reads "What, it's your Birthday? I have no fucking idea!"
What's, It's Your Birthday? Card
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Front of card with illustration of woman's hand with spiked wristband and red nail polish extending middle finger. Text in red: "Not Your Bitch." White background.
Not Your Bitch Card
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Front of card with image of businessman in shirt and tie against dark blue background. At bottom of card, text reads "Happy Birthday You Big" in yellow and "Knob Jockey" in pink, against light blue background.
Knob Jockey Birthday Card
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Front of card with retro image of brunette woman in red sweater, smiling, with hands on either side of face to broadcast message. Text reads "Happy Birthday To The Basic Bitch" in pastel colors.
Basic Bitch Birthday Card
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