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Front of card with illustration of hand letting loose a winged unicorn with a rainbow pouring from behind it. Script at top and bottom of card reads "There it goes... my last f*ck" with a flower in place of "*." White background.

My Last Fuck Unicorn Card

Shake Ya Tits Birthday Card

Shake Ya Tits Birthday Card

Front of card with image of young man in business suit smiling smugly. Text at top of card reads "Fuck You Arsehole!" in large red letters. Smaller letters next to man read "Sorry I Meant Happy Birthday." Blue background.

Fuck You Arsehole Birthday Card

When Is Your Birthday Card

When Is Your Birthday Card

Another Fucking Day Birthday Card

Another Fucking Day Birthday Card

Meat and More Meat Birthday Card

Meat and More Meat Birthday Card

Dirty Dreams Birthday Card

Dirty Dreams Birthday Card

Whoop Dee Doo Birthday Card

Whoop Dee Doo Birthday Card

I Like You Even Though You Can Be Kind Of Dick Sometimes Card

I Like You Even Though You Can Be Kind Of Dick Sometimes Card

I Love The Shit Out Of You. (Who Said Romance Is Dead) Card

I Love The Shit Out Of You. (Who Said Romance Is Dead) Card

Front of card with illustration of cartoon lemon against white background, winking. Green text reads "If Life Gives You Lemons, At Least It Wasn't Herpes."

Lemons and Herpes Card

Old Broad Birthday Card

Old Broad Birthday Card

Drink Drank Drunk Birthday Card

Drink Drank Drunk Birthday Card

Old and Ugly Birthday Card

Old and Ugly Birthday Card

Big Head Bigger Ego Birthday Card

Big Head Bigger Ego Birthday Card

Boobies Birthday Card

Boobies Birthday Card

Dustin Is So Old School Card

Dustin Is So Old School Card

Scooba Booba Birthday Card

Scooba Booba Birthday Card

Front of card shows middle aged woman in a little black dress sitting on a couch in a 70s style living room. Her arm is flung out, her legs are crossed and her white panties are shown. White text on a strip of light blue at the top of the card reads "What, it's your Birthday? I have no fucking idea!"

What's, It's Your Birthday? Card

Front of card with illustration of woman's hand with spiked wristband and red nail polish extending middle finger. Text in red: "Not Your Bitch." White background.

Not Your Bitch Card