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Front of card with image of Donald Trump on podium in front of two American flags. Text in cartoon balloon reads, "Trust Me, Nobody Knows About Birthdays Better Than I Do!" Text on podium reads, "Make Birthdays Great Again."
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Front of card with image of young man in business suit smiling smugly. Text at top of card reads "Fuck You Arsehole!" in large red letters. Smaller letters next to man read "Sorry I Meant Happy Birthday." Blue background.
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Front of card with image of woman in black dress in front of crepe ball decorations. Text in cartoon balloon reads "I hope your birthday involves copious amounts of alcohol and plenty of bad decisions."
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Front of card with retro image of smiling woman in white blouse and white lace hat, with a large red heart pin, against red background. Text in cartoon balloon reads "Buy Me Wine, Feed Me Pizza And Tell Me You Love Me."
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You're My Type of Weirdo Funny Card
You're My Type of Weirdo Funny Card
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Front of card with two retro styled women posing against a background of trees. Speech balloon of first woman: "Happy National Wine Appreciation Day!" Second woman: "You Said That Yesterday." First woman: "And I'll Say It Tomorrow."
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Front of card with retro image of glamorous woman clasping her hands and saying "Bring Me Rainbows, Unicorn and Pizza." Color scheme is blue, yellow, and purple.
Bring Me Rainbows Birthday Card
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Best Mum Rude Mother's Day Card
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Wine Is In The Fridge Mother's Day Card
Wine Is In The Fridge Mother's Day Card
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Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card
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"The Only Thing Gayer ..."Card
"The Only Thing Gayer ..."Card
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I Really Love You Valentine's Card
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Front of card shows middle aged woman in a little black dress sitting on a couch in a 70s style living room. Her arm is flung out, her legs are crossed and her white panties are shown. White text on a strip of light blue at the top of the card reads "What, it's your Birthday? I have no fucking idea!"
What's, It's Your Birthday? Card
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Front of card with news anchor wearing obvious hairpiece, holding papers and speaking into a microphone. Text in speech balloon: "And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted!"
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