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Front of card with image of Donald Trump on podium in front of two American flags. Text in cartoon balloon reads, "Trust Me, Nobody Knows About Birthdays Better Than I Do!" Text on podium reads, "Make Birthdays Great Again."

Make Birthdays Great Again Card

Front of card with image of young man in business suit smiling smugly. Text at top of card reads "Fuck You Arsehole!" in large red letters. Smaller letters next to man read "Sorry I Meant Happy Birthday." Blue background.

Fuck You Arsehole Birthday Card

Front of card with retro image of smiling woman in white blouse and white lace hat, with a large red heart pin, against red background. Text in cartoon balloon reads "Buy Me Wine, Feed Me Pizza And Tell Me You Love Me."

Buy Me Wine Card

You're My Type of Weird Funny Card

You're My Type of Weird Funny Card

Front of card showing a platinum blonde woman in a retro lime green and pink outfit, pointing to the onlooker. White text at top of card reads "Happy Birthday," followed by yellow text to the right of the woman, "You Rancid Old Queen." Light blue background.

You Rancid Old Queen Birthday Card

Front of black card with text in large pink letters, "Congratulations," followed by text in larger white letters, "I Hard It Was World Fuckwit Day." At the bottom of the card, in small light blue letters, is the hashtag "#WORLDFUCKWITDAY."

World Fuckwit Day Card

Front of card with two retro styled women posing against a background of trees. Speech balloon of first woman: "Happy National Wine Appreciation Day!" Second woman: "You Said That Yesterday." First woman: "And I'll Say It Tomorrow."

Wine Appreciation Day Card

Front of card with red haired woman in green dress and white apron smiling at onlooker and holding a platter with a chocolate frosted cake. Pink and green text reads "That's Right Fatty It's All For You!" White background.

That's Right Fatty Birthday Card

Front of card with image of woman in black dress in front of crepe ball decorations. Text in cartoon balloon reads "I hope your birthday involves copious amounts of alcohol and plenty of bad decisions."

Copious Amounts of Alcohol Birthday Card

Front of card with retro image of glamorous woman clasping her hands and saying "Bring Me Rainbows, Unicorn and Pizza." Color scheme is blue, yellow, and purple.

Bring Me Rainbows Birthday Card

I Really Love You Valentine's Card

I Really Love You Valentine's Card

Front of card shows middle aged woman in a little black dress sitting on a couch in a 70s style living room. Her arm is flung out, her legs are crossed and her white panties are shown. White text on a strip of light blue at the top of the card reads "What, it's your Birthday? I have no fucking idea!"

What's, It's Your Birthday? Card

Front of card with news anchor wearing obvious hairpiece, holding papers and speaking into a microphone. Text in speech balloon: "And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted!"

The Main News You're Getting Wasted Card

Front of card with image of businessman in shirt and tie against dark blue background. At bottom of card, text reads "Happy Birthday You Big" in yellow and "Knob Jockey" in pink, against light blue background.

Knob Jockey Birthday Card

Front of card with family (children, grandchildren, wife) gathered around white-haired man in suit, presenting him with a cake. Family members say "Happy Birthday!" and he replies "Facebook Told You, Didn't It...."

Facebook Told You Birthday Card

Front of card with retro image of uncomfortably smiling little girl in front of cake, wearing party hat. Two blocks of text read "Enjoy Your Birthday" in pink and blue letters and "You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow" in white. Dark blue background.

Enjoy Your Birthday Card

Front of card with retro image of boy in glasses. Text at top of card says "Birthday Boy."

Birthday Boy Card

Front of card with retro image of brunette woman in red sweater, smiling, with hands on either side of face to broadcast message. Text reads "Happy Birthday To The Basic Bitch" in pastel colors.

Basic Bitch Birthday Card